Hipster Friday: Hipster Spring Fashion
Hipster Friday: Hipster Spring Fashion
Winter is but a memory over here on the East Coast and that means that everyone is crawling out of their caves, this includes the vampire-like hipsters. While we’ve already covered jorts, there are a few other key parts of the hipster ensemble.
V-Neck T-Shirts
Hipsters love them some V-neck t-shirts, especially hipster males, this is possibly to show off their chest hair. It also separates them from the Chads of the World when they’re not wearing a polo shirt or crew cut tee.
Sunglasses
Hipsters love sunglasses and now that it’s sunny out they actually have a reason to wear them. As our presentation covered before, hipsters prefer aviators or wayfarers. The bigger/more colorful the sunglasses the better since the sunglasses act as a way to attract attention to themselves.
A hat AND ridiculous sunglasses, kinda lame.
Hats
Hipsters love hats, they’re quirky and they have the added benefit of shielding their pasty face from the sun.* This season hipsters are wearing a fedoras. While fedoras look sharp (and can even look sharp on a hipster), they do not always look as fetching on a hipster due to the hipsters general scruffiness.
Sundresses
Yes, the hipster female will in fact wear a dress when she can’t wear her jorts. To distinguish herself from Becky, the hipster female will find a dress that is either from a thrift store or that looks distressed; that is either too long or too short; and is either monochromatic or heavily patterned.
*Obviously they do not use hats for that purpose.
